No Way

I just found out that this 'death thing' applies to me!

I have been reading Steve Martin's biography, Born Standing Up.
A great book. It is refreshing to read a book about a seemingly iconic figure. I also identify with his comedy and feel that most people do not get my humor like people did not get his.

Of course they laughed at him anyway but laugh at me in a different way.

Stop Lying...

Check this out, funny and true. Just the way I like it.

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Owen Benjamin Presents on C-Spot Ep. 1 - LOL

More to Laugh At?

Another Slice of Life

A couple of funnies that I could not resist laughing at then sharing.


This is what I should start saying at job interviews.

More Funny From the Family

Well this is funny like how I find things funny.

Are You Ready to Laugh?

This is so funny; and in more than one way at that...

Do You Find This Funny

This is exactly what I have been talking about. It is also the way that I put it as well, i.e. lacking the directness of spelling it out.

Insert --> Laugh

This i another great one that I could not pass up.

Whoah...

I thought of how I should start off my new year. I could not come up with much so I decided to go Dutch. Obviously no pun intended since such a thing would be a happy occurrence. I had some almond flavored Dutch windmill cookies and Dutch malted gin. Well, I did not have those two together, but both appealed to me. The gin did actually come from Netherlands. They were great ways to start off my new year of discovery. My first discovery was that I did not get the dream job that was dangled in front of me a few weeks ago. The kicker being that I came out ahead in duckets for said accosational interview; it being but another glimpse into the world of things that I so desire but can never but yet dream to think about grasping.



Enjoy.

Happy Christmas-time

This is another hilarious BC comic. enjoy

What is This??

This was pretty cool, had to put it up.

So, I am trying to reckon just what has been going on with me. I am really not so sure. I spend my days trying to fill up my days. I did some reading mostly yesterday. But at times I was just restless and blank. I went for a walk around the house and tetanus laden lawn ornaments even though it was quite cold out. I have been thinking a bit but have not arrived at any conclusions. I had a job interview last week so I am hoping on that to come through. But I am not so sure just because the way things have been going for me. I have not been able to get a crap job but this seems like a 'dream job.' During the interview process I wanted to ask if they were for real or just yanking my chain. At any rate, this was another interview where I got to see some ultra-cool stuff. Which (to end on a good note) has reminded of how truly blessed I have been to see lots of great and wonderful things, places, and people.

What is Happening??

Just what is going on with this world? This game that has been around for a few years is really catching on to not only the youth in this land. The game, Guitar Hero; now in it's third installment. And that is not all. There are a few copy-cat and take-off games out there. This stuff is quite popular, even Parker and Stone ridiculed folks for their G-Hero likes in South Park. But for the holiday season Guitar Hero is being billed as a family game. Yes, family game! But take a look at the packaging and the advertisements. You know who that is? That is none other than Slash. We all remember him, right? Back in the day, he was billed as being satan. When I was a kid, he was satan. Anyone who listened to his music is going to hell. What changed? How can he be the face of family entertainment? No really, that wasn't rhetorical! What is going on?

Ohh, More Dutch

So today I had some time to cruise back to the library. I checked out the rest of that place. It was quite nice, the cafe at the top is a cafeteria complete with a bar. Now altogether, I would say that this place is a little less a library than most libraries. At any rate, it is a nice place to hang out. This particular day about half of the computers were not working. Also, I was unable to figure out the Dutch way of organizing their books. And their English search page returns Dutch entries, some help. However, I do feel better to at least know that they have books. I had a nice relaxing time there after getting over the broken computers and confusing cataloging system.

Ain't That the Truth

Oh So Great A Day

This is another good one that I could not resist. It is both true and funny. Now if only I could get one of those smiling gigs so I could whittle away my loan.

Names..

This was pretty cool so I had nothing better to do. Cause I have nothing better to do. It is a funny one and it also reminds me of a Get Fuzzy from a few years back. Names can be cool and a nuisance if you let it.

Still in Doubt

This is a pretty cool video. This life that we live is so great. So great that even rejected game ideas for a system that is just an urban legend is still cool. So, check it out, then laugh, but above all remember that the Wii is just a myth. Also remember that some folks think that video games and anything else video are the ruin of society, and if they had their way they would be gone. Then what would we do? And if the people on the other end have their way, we will be up a creek that we do not own anymore without a paddle in a leaky boat. So, just live life up.

The makers of this video do not assert that Wii is a reality.

More Things

Might as well talk about Gullible Warning. Cause that is what it is. But that not being the point. Normally I would just point out such things and then move on. But I feel like sidestepping my problems so I will then concentrate on a made-up problem. Someone else has conveniently made-up a problem for me that most folks are versed with. That saves me from creating one that nobody would understand anyway. Enjoy another Fuzzy episode. Just remember, Fuzzy harped on telemarketers back in the day as well. And just look, they call less and stuff cause we have more technology or whatever. So maybe one day we will have more technology to block out the annoying wolf cries about Global Uncooling.





Name the Quote:
"My problems. Well let's just not worry about my problems."

Ding Dong the Duck is Dead

Sorry if you are offended by the title. Just strikes me as odd. Where I went to school the local duck outshined the schools mascot. Everyone knew the duck but not everyone knew the mascot. In fact, articles have even been written in the paper about the duck. I could say more but I will silence in memoriam of the ducks.


Ok that darn global warming, while ridiculous, is quite funny. Here are some pointers for Al Gore and Sheryl Crow....




And here is my response to whatever they come up with after that.

Another Day to Bee Happy

It would appear that something unfortunate is happening to the North American bee population. They seem to not be returning to their hives. Some are even dying off. Currently undecided is where to place the blame. Some blame cell phones. I guess just because it is in the news as killing people off too. Scientists call this one quite a bogus guess. Another guess is adverse affects from feeding the bees corn syrup. Which is exactly the stuff that is in half of the foods that are consumed in North America. Coincidently enough, this stuff may be killing off people as well. Scientists are also unsure as to this being the cause due to the fact that bees fed a normal diet exhibit affects as well.

Since nobody can find an avenue to place the blame, I will assign it. Global Warming! Yes, it is that simple. Global Warming is to blame for what has been happening to the poor, slaved-out bees in North America. It is not a strike due to outsourcing some honey operations to 3rd World Countries. It is Global Warming which is to blame for every weather pattern. Since we are placing blame, the Stars lost last night due to Global Warming.

It is that simple folks...


Check this out. Another funny funny.